Yes, I can see the newspaper headlines now. And, the story...
"Yesterday a precedent-setting round of golf was played on the Orchard Hills golf course in Paramus, N.J., when an MDS man shot a completely ScoreWorthy 9-hole round of golf in a persistent rainfall."
(ScoreWorthy golf, strictly my own invention, involves making double-bogey or better on any given hole. A completely ScoreWorthy round means all holes were double-bogey or better.)
Okay, it's a bit of a stretch. But, this MDS and golf seem to have much in common.
- MDS: blood counts go up-and-down.
- Golf: scores go up-and-down.
- MDS: energy levels up-and-down.
- MDS: golf shots go up-and-down (when they don't dribble on the ground).
- MDS: causes profound psychological ups-and-downs.
- Golf: causes annoying psychological ups-and-downs.
- With MDS: some days you're up, some days you're down.
- In golf: chipping onto the green and putting once is called an "up-and-down."
- MDS: was characterized by my GP physician as "uncharted territory."
- Golf: the way I play it, is surely uncharted territory.
Searching for logic in these two realms?
I am. Can't say as I've found it in either. Yet.
Mitch,
ReplyDeleteHave a great trip to Maine! Wheah are you headin'?
--GA